Teen Wolf Fanfic Challenge II

A while back I made a list of phrases and words that I dared people not to use while writing fic.  Since it’s been several weeks since then I thought I’d expand it.

I, RAINGLAZED, CHALLENGE THEE TO WRITE A FIC WITHOUT USING THE PHRASES:

  • "Oh my gosh could you make some noise when you walk?" and other variations of the sort
  • Scott looked like a kicked puppy
  • Scott and any puppy jokes really
  • Derek scowled
  • something along the lines of Derek’s eyebrows communicating in their own languages
  • hell try writing something without mentioning Derek’s eyebrows
  • Stiles flailed
  • "What is my life?"
  • Derek growled/grunted/made monosyllabic noises
  • Derek and his ridiculous <insert part of anatomy here>
  • technically eyebrows should be included in the above but they get mentioned often enough to warrant their own bullet point
  • shit eating grins
  • SOURWOLF (you knew that was coming come on)
  • mouth breather
  • someone coming in through the window
  • eyes flashing red
  • the Sheriff having the late shift/being out for the night

NOTE: I AM NOT SAYING ANY OF THE ABOVE ARE BAD THINGS TO HAVE IN A FIC.  TROPES ARE WONDERFUL AND WE LOVE THEM.  This post was created purely to make TW fic writers everywhere attempt to meet this challenge and then squirm in discomfort while I laughed bitterly in the corner.  Because I couldn’t do it

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