This graphic has been created by halffizzbin and will stay up until I finish my auction fic or so help me. In other news, hi, nice to meet you. I think a lot about Teen Wolf and Attack on Titan and spend most of my time not writing fic for them. It's a problem. I have good friends and that's about all that I can say about me, but I'd like to think I'm a half way decent cook as well. Welcome.  refusing to be romantically employed

Salty’s official documentation of the TW fandom’s descent into madness.  Will be periodically updated.

I YAM THE ALPHA

Teen Wolf is a minestrone orgy

Patisserie!Stiles/wereyam!Derek

Derek wants to be your teenage wolf tonight

Also here have some kitten!Sterek

• var. 1 - the post that started it all
• var. 2 - I’m the Alpha meow
• var. 3 - jebiwonkenobi finds Stiles
• uh oh MTV found us
• HOLY SHIT NO COLTON FOUND US

Dylan wat

We take Hoechlin’s wifebeater and turn it into angst and Peter’s dead children

Cars are shipped

Just… vhelton — (To those of you not in the know, the passionate love affair between AfterElton and vh1 became a thing during the Slash Tourney Madness)

Helvatica!Stiles and ComicSans!Derek

UPDATED: 11/28/12

Derek is an Anastasia doll 

The Supernatural and Teen Wolf costume departments mate and their lovechild is gorgeous 

Derek is a vending machine aka Dylan humps snacks in the name of product placement 

ALSO:

It started with helenish answering a prompt by tsukinofaerii

and it quickly devolved into

• To knit or to knot, that is the question (by Jen aka swingsetindecember) 
• Helen and Jen’s ending 
• now with fanart 

This one went a bit crazy guys — I think I got the main ones but there might have been stuff I missed in the notes

Bree, Norris, and Saucery start shipping soda!Stiles/Hard liquor!Derek

The were-squirrels have a knot

• var. 1 Squirrel!Derek gets his peanut 
• var. 2 Robin’s Wife ending 

Fandom has a serious discussion on Dylan’s herpes.  This is not a joke.