can we just retire “sour wolf” please
[let it go.mp3]
well somebody’s being a sourwolf
my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her
like they stole a street sign
that said the street name
they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front of my school
and all 100 kids were like stealing signs
my english teacher was the head of a crime ring
This is literally how Drivers Ed by Caroline Cooney starts and it ends with a dead pregnant lady
sometimes I’m sad I’m not a super tall butch lady whose tiny girlfriend gets to boss her around
I’ve never seen anyone eating candy floss so seriously
Heehee candy floss is such a cute way to say it
so grateful that I have this Tumblr so I can tell you that a blog called Eat a Bowl of Well-Read Dick exists
it is exactly what you think it is
i was scrolling through and there is literally a crotch shot of a hot guy reading paper towns with his dick flopping around
i really want john green to find the thing
In an unprecedented move. Orlando Jones has become the first celebrity to ever submit himself to YFIP. Here is his submission:
Here is a post he wrote on his own Tumblr with some background and justifications
something very meta is happening here
Two of my favorite ladies
3:00 pm HOLY THIS THIS IS TERRIFYING EVERYONE DOWN TO THE PANIC ROOM
6:00 pm Eh there goes another trash can flying by hey is the power back on yet I want to recharge the 3DS.
Spock Captain I did not say this, you have misheard, I said—Captain cease laughing this instant, I do not appreciate—Jim, do not put my name to this—
Amanda convinces Sarek to try to connect with their son on a more human level
"Father, I’m home."
"Hello home, I am father."
and he and Spock just stare at each other for like a full minute and then Sarek is like “it was your mother’s idea” and Spock just nods awkwardly and escapes to his room and they never speak of it again
My photo project about gender presentation within the masculine and feminine spectrum.
HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
I AM A TEACHER AND THE REVERSE IS ALSO TRUE